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LoveInMyPants
LoveInMyPants
I don't drink tea, coco cola, coffee or energy drinks. I have overly large feet and plain Jane hair. I’m not skinny and i don’t come from a broken family. In other words I’m not a fucking hipster. Woo. I miss Madtv and I love to read. Read! Real books and not stupid books that stupid people think are cool. No. they are not cool. You know what books I’m talking about. I’m obsessed with the show Misfits! Oh and my favourite font is 'Tahoma.' that is all.

swarnpert:

unsalted fries

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artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

romvnov:

hey guys i found the part from the age of ultron footage where the  hulk and natasha hold hands

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Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by 9gag.
pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

uhmeliamay:

putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee

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(Source: uhmeliamay)

Reblogged from ruinedchildhood, Posted by ianbrooks.
mauro-g-money:

Dexter